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Chapter 12
Tiffany's View
It's been an hour and a half and Brian and Michelle just got done playing Barbie. I could hear them upstairs the entire time. Brian had this little English accent going on and Michelle had a high pitched voice. It was hilarious to listen to. Right now Brian's in the kitchen cooking, I think. You never know what he's doing. He's unpredictable. That's one of the reasons why I love him so much.
"Are you sure you don't need any help?" I asked looking up from my book after hearing a loud bang.
"No I'm fine," Brian said sticking his head out of the kitchen and smiling at me.
"It sounds like a war zone in there," I laughed.
"It is believe me!" he said going back into the kitchen.
I just laughed. Michelle's taking a nap and I'm waiting for Brian to finish up lunch. I can't believe he's cooking. He never cooks but hey I'm not complaining! I just don't want the cabin to blow up that's all.
"The macaroni and cheese is finally done," Brian called from the kitchen.
"OK," I said still reading.
"I'm working on the grilled cheese sandwiches now. Is that OK?"
"Yeah"
Brian and his cheese. I swear he can't live without it! When we were going out before all he ate was macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, nachos, anything with cheese. Don't get me wrong I love cheese but Brian's addicted!
It's been maybe 5 minutes and Brian finally came out with two plates with grilled cheese sandwiches on the top. He set them down on the table and then ran back into the kitchen and came back out with two bowls of Macaroni and cheese.
"What do you want to drink?" he asked me.
"Um I guess just water," I said looking up from my book and setting it to the side. He went back into the kitchen and then for the last time came back out with a glass of water and a can of sprite. He set them down and sat next to me.
"I hope you like it," he smiled.
I looked at the food and then looked at him, "It looks good."
"Try it"
"You try it first."
"No you try it first."
"Fine," I said picking up the sandwich and taking a bite. Cheese came out of the sides as I took a bite.
I finished chewing it and said, "How much cheese did you put in this?"
"3 slices," he smiled trying not to laugh.
"3 slices! God Brian you like cheese to much."
He was laughing and I didn't know why.
"What are you laughing at?"
"You have…some…" he said pointing to my face laughing.
"Brian! Stop laughing!" I said wiping my mouth. It turns out that I had cheese all around my mouth.
He didn't stop laughing. He actually started to laugh even harder.
"Fine laugh all you want," I said picking up my sandwich and his. I then smashed them into his head rubbing the cheese all over his face. I started to laugh, "Now that's funny!"
"I can't believe you did that!" he said with cheese sliding down his face. Big clumps of cheese were in his hair. I couldn't stop laughing.
"Stop laughing!" he said trying not to laugh himself. By that time tears were streaming down my face.
"Fine!" he said picking up his bowl of macaroni and cheese and dumping all of it on my head.
I stood up with my mouth wide open. Brian was laughing again.
"I can't believe you!" I said smacking him on the arm. I stuck my hand in my bowl and grabbed a handful of macaroni and cheese and smashed it into his head. He stood up and took a handful of macaroni and cheese and lifted his hand. I ran towards the kitchen but Brian threw it and it hit me in the back. I turned around to find him getting more out of my bowl so I ran into the kitchen to look for more food. Luckily on the table was a huge bowl of macaroni and cheese. I picked it up and ran back into the living room getting a handful of macaroni. I threw the macaroni in the place that Brian used to be in but the macaroni just hit the couch. Brian wasn't there.
"Brian?" I asked taking another handful.
"Yes honey?" I heard behind me. I turned around and macaroni hit my face. I wiped it away and looked at him. He had his own bowl of macaroni.
"Where did you get that!?" I asked.
"I made two bowls and I got this one when you came back out of the kitchen," he said taking another handful.
"You're not going to hit me," I said backing away.
"Oh no?" he said stepping closer to me.
"Nope!" I said throwing the macaroni at him. He ducked and it hit the wall.
He threw his handful at me and it hit me in the stomach. I ran behind the couch and set the bowl down. I took both my hands and put it in the noodles. I could feel the gooey cheese slip through my fingers. I stood up and threw the macaroni right at Brian. This time I got him all on his chest. He came at me and just threw the entire bowl of macaroni and cheese on me. I tried to duck but the entire thing hit me. I stood up and did the same to him. The floor was filled with macaroni and cheese and Brian and I were on the floor picking up the macaroni and throwing it at each other. I got up and tried to run to the kitchen for cover but I slipped and fell. Brian just laughed and went for some more macaroni. I crawled to the kitchen and went straight for the refrigerator. I opened it up and looked around and found left over spaghetti, lots of ice cream, cake, and some chocolate pudding. There were other things but I didn't have time so I took out those things and set them down. I picked up the pudding and got up. I walked slowly to the living room getting ready to get hit. I got down on my knees and crawled the rest of the way. All of a sudden I felt macaroni hit my head. I looked up and found Brian struggling to get more. I threw the pudding and it hit him on the side of his head. He looked at me with his mouth open in shock. He came at me on his hands and knees. I turned around and crawled to the kitchen as fast as I could. If I could run I would but it was already hard enough to try to stay up right. I kept sliding everywhere. I made it to the kitchen and looked around. The spaghetti was right near the table so I went for that. I took the plastic wrap off and got a handful and turned around but Brian dumped the pudding right on top of my head.
"Oh my gosh! It's so cold!" I said laughing.
"Hehe! I know it hit my head!" Brian said laughing.
He went for the cake as I got more spaghetti. I threw it at him but it whizzed passed his head and hit the refrigerator. He took the cake and came at me. I tried to get away but he grabbed my waist and pulled me back. He sat on me and put cake and spaghetti in my hair and on my face.
"Get off!" I laughed.
"No this is fun!" he said getting some ice cream. He lifted up my sweater and put ice cream all over my stomach.
"Aaahhh!" I screamed trying to get free. I finally got up and grabbed a tub of ice cream and ran into the living room. He came after me and threw food in every direction. Most of it was hitting me. I tried to throw food at him but I was laughing to hard. I did get a couple good hits though. I was laughing so hard that I didn't notice Brian coming up from behind me so the next thing I know I'm on the floor again and Brian is trying to get more food to throw at me. I got on my knees and picked some pudding up. I went over to Brian and stuffed it in his face. He picked up a handful of ice cream and dropped it down my shirt.
"It's cold! Cold!" I said trying to get it to some out of my back.
Brian went to get some more food as I did this. He was coming back at me with a huge chunk of cake when we heard, "What the hell is going on here!?"
I looked over at the door to find that everyone were back and were standing behind Kevin with looks of shock on there faces.
"Uh Um," I said trying to get up. I slipped but Brian grabbed my arm.
"Uh Kev Umm," Brian said looking around the living room. I did the same. Food was everywhere. On the couch, the table, the carpet, the walls, anything that was in the living room.
"What the hell were you doing?!" Kevin yelled angrily.
"We were just uh…" Brian said looking at me for help.
"We um," I said trying to say something.
"I can't believe this! Do know how much work this is going to be cleaning all this up! It will take the rest of the vacation!"
"We can clean it up," Brian said.
"You bet your ass you will!" Kevin said storming over to the stairs and up the steps. We heard him slam his door.
"Man why couldn't I have been here!" Nick said crossing his arms.
"What's wrong with Kevin?" I asked.
"Besides all this?" AJ said laughing.
"Yes besides all this," I said.
"Him and Mary got in a fight," Howie said trying to go to the kitchen without falling.
"Um Howie watch out for the…" I started to say.
"Ow!"
"The pudding," I said softly.
Howie came back out with pudding on his back along with spaghetti and bits and pieces of cake. He had something behind his back and he was smiling.
"What are you smiling about?" AJ asked. Howie walked up to him and all of a sudden dumped spaghetti on his head.
"Howie!" AJ yelled. He ran after Howie but fell on his butt. He got back up with food smeared all over his butt.
"Nice ass honey," Amanda said laughing.
"Thank you but I should be saying the same to you," AJ said coming up to her.
"What are you going to do?" Amanda asked moving behind Nick. He grabbed her arm and pulled her over to the table that had what was left of the grilled cheese sandwiches. He picked some of it up and smashed it into her hair.
"I can't believe you!" She said getting some macaroni and getting ready to throw it at him. AJ ducked but Nick on the other hand didn't and it smacked him right on the forehead.
Stacey started to laugh so he looked at her and smiled. He bent down and picked up some ice cream and dropped it down her shirt.
"Aaahhh!" She screamed trying to get it out of her shirt. Nick started to chase her and everyone else broke out in a food fight. I mean everybody accept Kevin. I just laughed at the scene. Brian grabbed my arm and led me to AJ's room. He opened the door and walked in behind me.
"What? I was having fun watching that," I said crossing my arms.
"I was getting us out of the line of fire," he smiled.
"Good thinkin' but it wouldn't help much. I mean look at us," I said looking in the mirror.
"Yeah we look pretty gruesome huh?"
"Yeah we do," I laughed.
"That was fun," he said laughing.
"Yeah but you started it."
"I did not!"
"Yes you did!"
"No you were the one who smashed the sandwiches into my hair and face."
"Well if you would have stopped laughing I would not have done that."
"Alright! We both started it," he laughed.
"You know what another funny thing is?"
"What?"
"Michelle slept during the entire thing."
"Yeah she did didn't she?" Brian laughed.
Kevin's View
I slammed the door and sat on the bed. I can't believe Tiffany and Brian could be so irresponsible. Ok that's not the thing that's bothering me. I would have laughed at the scene but Mary and I got in a big fight in Aspen and I'm not in a good mood. She was looking at some guy and I told her to stop it and she just blew up at me about how I don't trust and all that shit. I yelled back but I can't remember anything that I said accept for when I said maybe we shouldn't go out anymore. It just came out but that made her burst into tears and then she ran off. That's when we came back. She said before that she knew people up there so I figured she would ask them for a ride.
"Uncle Kewy?" I head a soft voice behind my door. I got up and opened the door to find Michelle standing there smiling.
"Hi munchkin!" I said picking her up and carrying her into my room. I sat down and put her in my lap.
"So what can I do for you?"
"Uncle Icky, Owie, and J are fighting."
"Yeah I know I hear them downstairs. They're food fighting aren't they?"
"Yep!"
"You look tired."
"Mommy and daddy waked me up."
"I'll tell you what. I'm kind of tired too. Do you want to take a nap with me?"
"Yeah," she said yawning.
"OK," I said softly. I picked her up and laid her down on the bed. I laid next to her and fell asleep thinking of Mary and what I was going to do.
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